Scales For You

Do you realize what it costs to be buried?  We went today to prepay our burial.  After looking at the prices of funerals, I have decided to work harder at healthy living so I’ll have time to save enough money for a burial.  I’ll need to add another 30 or 40 years to my life!

Since I don’t smoke or drink, my worse problem is overeating and gaining weight.  Bathroom scales are not that expensive and they have really been improved over the last few years.  The electronic digital scales have the hold feature that lets you see your weight after you step off the scale.  That is very helpful when your eyesight is failing.  Also, by cutting back on food, I should be able to save a little on the grocery bill, which can be saved toward my burial.  If I save a little each week, I should be able to pay for the burial in about 30 years.  I should have started saving a long time ago!